Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Rainbows


In our lifetime rainbows will be called sunbows. They will only have 5 colours: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue.
Because violet and indigo are too hard to remember.

Cakes and Balloons


In our lifetime a balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake or a calloon.


Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult.

The Six Million Dollar Man


In our lifetime there will be a remake of "The Six Million Dollar Man", but because of inflation he will be the "The Seven Million Dollar Man".

Microwaves


In our lifetime microwave ovens will be replaced by supermicromicrowave ovens called smicrowaves.

Big Macs


In our lifetime the Big Mac will be replaced with the Bigger Mac.

The Common Cold


In our lifetime a cure for the common cold will be just around the corner.